Here are five ways to celebrate this year’s Cake and Cunnilingus Day:

1) Romantically: Buy her flowers. Take time for a romantic walk or a gift. Make a special dinner of her favorite foods. Draw a hot bath for her by candlelight. Spend the day raising her expectations and building her desire. Have her thinking about you all day. Make her ache for the release you’re planning to give her.

2) Selflessly: Focus on only her needs today. Let her know that you would love to give her a night focused only on her enjoyment. Start with a sensual massage to relieve any tension. By the time you get to the main event, she will be well prepared to receive your tongue. Don’t stop until she does. Be sure to share your enthusiasm with plenty of moaning and affirmations of your own enjoyment of her pleasure.

3) Playfully: Laughing is sexy. Who says the cake needs to be intact to eat it? A smashed cupcake on a breast or sat upon still tastes delicious when licked off or hand-fed. Separated by distance? How about sexting or video chatting? Just remember that toys are always an option if oral sex is not possible.

4) Dangerously: Sex in public is always a risky but invigorating way to have fun. Choose a location where you are not likely to be seen. Be aware of local laws. Be safe in the place you choose. Going down on her inside a locked car in your driveway can lead to heavy breathing and steamy windows. If you go to a park, take along a blanket for a quick cover-up if needed and some snacks/wine for plausible deniability.

5) Restrained: Nothing like a pair of handcuffs to spice up a sexual encounter. Let her choose who’s wrists to wear the cuffs. If possible, cuff hands behind the back, then feed the cake to each other. After the cake, the cuffs will add an erotic dimension of vulnerability to going down on your lover.

Whichever way you choose to celebrate, have a delicious and exciting Cake and Cunnilingus Day!

Tip: Play safely! Sugary things like cake should never go near a woman’s vagina. Doing so can upset the natural balance and lead to medical complications.

Credit: 2021 by Quinn Blueheart.